My mom carried me for nine months. She felt sick for those months with...

My mom carried me for nine months. She felt sick for those months with nausea, then she watched her feet swell & her skin stretch. She teared. She struggled to climb stairs, she got breathless quickly and she even suffered many sleepless nights. She then went through excruciating pain to bring…

I hate it when people don’t have an about me page or a description or anything on their blog like I want to know about you

That funny moment where you do something silly with your friends

and instead of being embarrassed or telling you to stop, they join in like

Mum: Why is your room always so messy?

Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.

When you catch a person you don’t like looking at you

What the fuck do you want?

Oh, you stick your middle finger up in pictures

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

“No chewing gum in class”

I cant be tamed.

When someone messages me and when I reply they never answer me back :

When you’re out eating with people and the food finally comes to the table

That awkward moment when you start singing the lyric in the wrong time